3 steps to great anal sex

King Khaos on July 21st, 2008

Three simple steps to great anal sex

1)Ok this one is the easiest. It is called the dont ask dont tell step. When I pick up a vogue or cos not that i do alot but when i do every subject about anal sex has the same summed up solution. Just through it in. A woman could hold on to her ass hole virginity for as long as she wants. Way deep inside she wants it in the pooper. So just put it in there. the trick is all in the suprise. Dont say oh wrong hole sorry about that. You say damn bitch that ass is tight. Then you do the back and forth from p to a and back. It is a simple stick and move technique that even fat people can do although that wouldn't really be stick and move, that would be more of a rub my baby dick against the great divide. Just to get that image out of your head think of me as the baddest most ripped monster piece covered in veins, nailing some hot stripper while she dangles upside down holding her plum nips. You don't need to know that shit. You do need to know step 2, which is the lube.

2)You can stick it hard without lube but lube to sex is like cereal to milk. Now I'm not tell you to buy lube. A bad mother fucker like me uses spit. Then take that collar and yank da chain. You dont have to fuck a woman like a dog all the time. Just 95.5 percent of the time. I get that booty clapping like thunder. boom. You got to hit that shit hard then throw her down on the couch and and put your foot on her face then tell her to lick between your toes. You know that is hot sex, so hot it brings me to the third step. What she don't know will hurt her.

3)Think of your girl as one of the BUSH daughters. If she tells you she has never been fucked in the butt, then she is a liar. Guys do not fucking ask that pussy question "can i put it in your ass?" NO you just do it. It will shock her at first. That will soon be overlooked cuz it is no secret every woman loves anal sex. On my wedding night I will make a porn with my wife and then put it on tube8 and redtube. In the video you will see a perfect example of step one step two and yes step three. In the video i pitch her my dick like a 90 mile and hour fastball.