velvetj
Lance Dillon LyonMy Profile
I'm a cold as ice ass nigga from hot ass Dallas, Tx. I produce hip-hop, r & b, techno, rock, whatever to pay the bills. Wait a minute, we don't pay bills. Well, whatever it takes to be a baller in the Violent Crime Capital of the country, D/FW. Big up to my homies and bandmates Jacob Jones aka Velvet J and Lance Lyon aka Cole Slaw. Psych Ward for life BITCH!!! One.
My Favorites
Favorite Films life box, Scarface, King of New York, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (All of them), dawn of the dead, Goodfellas, etc.
Favorite Directors me, Jacob Jones, Lance Lyon, Spike Lee, The Hughes Brothers, JOHN SINGLETON, Quentin & Robert, Guillermo del Toro, and Mel Gibson
Favorite Actors Jacob Jones aka velvetj, Lance Lyon aka cole slaw, ohh and dat guy we always talk about, Larry Fishburne, Wes Snipes, Chris Walken
My Posts
3 steps to great anal sex
Jul 21, 2008Three simple steps to great anal sex
1)Ok this one is the easiest. It is called the dont ask dont tell step. When I pick up a vogue or cos not that i do alot but when i do every subject about anal sex has the same summed up solution. Just through it in. A woman could hold on to her ass hole virginity for as long as she wants. Way deep inside she wants it in the pooper. So just put it in there. the trick is all in the suprise. Dont say oh wrong hole sorry about that. You say damn bitch that ass is tight. Then you do the back and forth from p to a and back. It is a simple stick and move technique that even fat people can do although that wouldn't really be stick and move, that would be more of a rub my baby dick against the great divide. Just to get that image out of your head think of me as the baddest most ripped monster piece covered in veins, nailing some hot stripper while she dangles upside down holding her plum nips. You don't need to know that shit. You do need to know step 2, which is the lube.
2)You can stick it hard without lube but lube to sex is like cereal to milk. Now I'm not tell you to buy lube. A bad mother fucker like me uses spit. Then take that collar and yank da chain. You dont have to fuck a woman like a dog all the time. Just 95.5 percent of the time. I get that booty clapping like thunder. boom. You got to hit that shit hard then throw her down on the couch and and put your foot on her face then tell her to lick between your toes. You know that is hot sex, so hot it brings me to the third step. What she don't know will hurt her.
3)Think of your girl as one of the BUSH daughters. If she tells you she has never been fucked in the butt, then she is a liar. Guys do not fucking ask that pussy question "can i put it in your ass?" NO you just do it. It will shock her at first. That will soon be overlooked cuz it is no secret every woman loves anal sex. On my wedding night I will make a porn with my wife and then put it on tube8 and redtube. In the video you will see a perfect example of step one step two and yes step three. In the video i pitch her my dick like a 90 mile and hour fastball.
Why I am an internet pimp
Jul 20, 2008Peep this real ass shit bitches. I put the P in the noun PIMP. From eharmony to adult friend finder, I stay pullin bops online. Niggas like me will scoop up a craigs list bitch and straight do her dirty. If her boyfriend wants to watch I'll let that nigga cry in the corner while she gags on me. Gentlemen you are reading a straight pimp's diary so don't get it twisted, this is large mackin. I'm the nigga to roll up in the strip clubs and get lap dances for free. Strippers love me cuz I'm Mr. Real, not Mr. Nice Guy. I got da drop pearl for your nose. That pure honey. Once she toots it I'm her daddy and in control of that spine and popping it right u feel me. My style is magical aroma so tropical ladies see palm trees after hitting my trees. Gentlemen and ladies this is one device that lets the pimp grow. I get size and When it comes to pulling rank let a motherfucker try, cuz the stack is in the back but the burner is in my lap. These motherfuckers reading this shit probably can't grasp my style. The ladies on the other hand, especially the strippers always feel me. I got style, I dont take no shit from anyone, plus I've got the internet on lock. Punk ass niggaz try to raise up and I see them cuz this nigga is just too high. For real. Im an internet pimp.
What I think about fake punk ass Niggaz.
Jul 16, 2008I can't help it when niggaz try and raise up when they know I'm fuckin there bitch. Check diz They call me mr. explosion I'm like a freak of cock cuz when I bust on a bitch it's a waterfall. It's something she will never forget for the rest of her life. Yeah... So when a ho goes in the men's restroom with me It aint no surprise she is going to need some napkins. One for the load on her nose and the other is for the blow inside of it. True. This punk ass nigga sees his bitch walk into the restroom with me so..I' giving her bumps while im gettin a blumpkin and all of a sudden This nigga had to shoot his mouth off. Shelly I know you are in there. boom boom boom... I said knock on that mutha fukin door one more time nigga. I smashed a bottle over his head took half his scalp off and skinned the top of that niggas head like i peeled his wig back literally. Shot out to my niggas coleslaw and velvetj
Crazy Indian Video
Jul 16, 2008I watch this every day while I smoke on a blunt full of some dank ass chron peep it ! Have you been high today?
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