fleshlight?

if you don't know what a flesh light is, google it. =]]]
so basically last night i got the brilliant idea to fill my boyfriends flesh light with lighter fluid & set it blazing. i thought it sounded like fun, and i thought my boyfriend would be all for it. i mean, what's the point in keeping one of those things around when you've been with someone for almost two years, and you're getting yours on a considerably regular basis. not to mention he's a pyro if i've ever seen one. but when i posed my idea to him he told me that i was not allowed. and when i asked why not he simply said that it was expensive. and he continued to argue with me whenever i pressed the issue. i argued that it was unnecessary for him to have it... esp under his bed, when he's getting laid... all the time. his solution was to hide it. i tried to explain that the location didn't bother me so muhc as the idea that he could not part with a fucking rubber vagina. needless to say he closed the topic and wouldn't let me press it any further.
but really... guys, here's my question [if you have one of these things or something similar]: if you were getting laid nearly every day for two years, would you feel the need to keep one of those things around?
and is it really that much better than your hand?