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I am a musician, composer, comedian, film-maker guy. I have a number of musical aliases that I put out music under including the disease is the same (alt-rock), Sir. London Clean-Lily (Electronic/Industrial), Cole Slaw (Gangsta Rap)and Pish Posh (Fake 80s Synth-Pop). I like to create sounds for other peoples visuals as well as my own. I work a lot with this dude named Jacob Jones. We got a couple good scripts and a ton of Low/No Budget shorts! Check me out only if you want your mind blown. Yeah.......
My Favorites
Favorite Directors Probably myself and Jacob Henry Jones at the moment.
Favorite Films The Big Lebowski, The Meaning of Life, Spinal Tap, Run, Ronnie, Bigger Longer and UnCut, What About Bob?, The Jerk, Wayne's World,
Favorite Actors Same answer as directors.
My Posts
How to be a Gangsta Vol. 1
Jul 7, 2008This is about making money and spending it. If you don't spend it as fast if not faster than you make it you are not Raw! Being Raw is the only way to be! Being Raw is Gangsta!! Duh?
WiiMote Hardass in Action!
Jul 7, 2008One day I found that using a WiiMote and a bluetooth connection from my computer I can rule the world! This is a video of me trying out some software that I am writing (stealing some of it) that makes the Wii-Mote trigger samples. The song I am playing is a Reason track that will one day appear on the upcoming Sir. London Clean-Lily (Me) album called "A Rogue Stallion on an Escort of Pain" and yes, in case you are wondering, it does RULE YOUR LIFE!!!! Anyways, this was one of the first times I used the program and it has a few glitches (including user related) but over-all this is one more example of how badass I am! ENJOY!!!
GI Joe PSA Dont Go With Strangers (Jeffrey Dahmer)
Jul 4, 2008This is my take on all the Remixed G.I. Joe PSAs. Its probably the best one you will ever see! It makes the others kinda look like dog-shit (except that Jamaican one of course). I think it is probably the darkest humored one of them all. No one before me had the balls to make Jeffrey Dahmer cut two little boys dicks off! God, my nuts are HUGE! LOOK AT EM SWANG!
Tweeeeeeeker's Pizza (Commercial)
Jul 4, 2008We get you your Pizza on time all the time! Michael Vick does meth and we have proof. See actual footage of a Michael Vick delivering Pizzas while High out of his mind on meth. He does not kill any dogs like that other Mr. Vick. This Vick is a friendly pizza delivering prodigy. Check its out MAAAANNNNZZZZZ!!!!!1
Hardass (Movie Trailer)
Jul 4, 2008This is a trailer for a movie I am writing with Jacob. It is the story of two Hardasses that much avenge the death of their Sensai.
Pish Posh pay there respects to Patrick Swayze!!!!
Jul 2, 2008Pish Posh reunited after over 15 years of not speaking to one another to pay tribute to the man who made us both who we are. Also joining us for the track is "Laser" who was our keyboardist/backup vocalist on the "Thomas Dolby Can Suck It Tour" in support of our "Get Synth or Die Trying" album.
We recently heard of Patrick's life threatening situation and decided to do something about it. Since neither of us are doctors or possess healing powers we decided that the best we could do was join forces once again and send some love via the power of song!
We hope that this helps and we love you Patrick Kickin Ass Swayze!!!!
Anyone interested in Lyrics or purchasing a cd feel free to comment or contact us at PishP0sh@hotmail.com
Thanks for watching! Get well soon Patrick! -Pish Posh
P.S. The child at the end is Drake Paquette. He became a Swayze fan over the course of the videos conception.
Pish Posh are "Desperately Desperate" for you!
Jul 2, 2008Pish Posh formed in 1981 and immediately charted with their hit single "Desperately Desperate". The single started a near decade long career that launched them into super-stardom. The 1980s were an extremely rewarding time period for the duo, they sold millions of albums, completed a number of successful world tours and fucked a large number of women (probably including your mom or older sister). While the 80s treated them kindly the 90s are another story. Once the new decade rolled around and Grunge took over Pish Posh was quickly forgotten and their place on the charts was replaced by Nirvana and the other Seattle bands. These days Pish Posh may be gone but they are not forgotten, most women still cum just thinking about them. If you are a guy and you think your girl might be faking it just play their music and you will know its genuine.
Ghost in the Ghetto (Trailer)
Jul 2, 2008This is a trailer of a documentary that was made in my old apartment. My roomate and I encountered a number of ghost while living......in the ghetto!!!!!!!
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